Monthly Archives: November 2009
If You Hadn’t Heard, This is What the O’s Need.
The O’s need: A power hitter in the middle of the line up. A first baseman if Snyder isn’t ready/doesn’t pan out. A third baseman if Bell isn’t ready/doesn’t pan out. A leader in the rotation. A closer. Can this … Continue reading
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Image of the Devil
Well as free agency and the winter meetings draw near…we have been doing some pretty extensive research. Not research on who the organization should target but who is the mole in the organization that is picking up on all your … Continue reading
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Good things in Turdland!
Congrats to Adam Jones for winning the gold glove. Apparently there are some O’s fans who love to rain on a parade. These are the same dooms-dayers I’ve mentioned here. Statistically, sure, he might not have deserved it. Must you … Continue reading
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Taking a break from Warehouse-gate to say…
Congrats Tex. Don’t worry about those dudes holding signs. They don’t know shit about you. You’re the man. So what if they call you a hypocrite, sell-out, soulless bastard. They’re just jealous. All you did was play the “game”. Not … Continue reading
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Warning not taken seriously!
What the hell! No one is listening to me. Regis Stanczak is a demon. He’s like P-diddy. He takes all your awesome creations and pawns them off as his own. So we warned everyone yesterday and then this pops up. … Continue reading
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New Position Added to Orioles Front Office!!!!
In what appears to be the most staggering information leak from an organization since Valerie Plame, the ESH have obtained classified documents from a source deep within the Orioles front office. These documents reveal a secret position held by a … Continue reading
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