A while ago we were discussing Ryan Freel in the comments section of one of our posts. Here’s the excerpt:
keep the manager. fire the players – guthrie, hill, mora, wiggy, even huff. Bring back freel!…
Ryan Freel is terrible, plus we would be stopping him from his possible record of playing for the most teams in a single season ever
“We would be stopping [Ryan Freel] from his possible record of failing with the most teams in a single season ever.”
So Ryan failed again. If he latches on with one more franchise he has a shot at the title but I doubt that will happen today. He really looks like a dick now so I hate to rub it in…nah, that’s not true, that’s what we’re here for. To kick him while he’s down.
May 10th, 2009
A decade or so of losing teams. Man am I glad to be off the O’s and headed to the Cubs. I’m overwhelmed with joy.
Also, Farney keeps farting in my cereal bowl and he needs to cut it out.
Get ready for the grittiest damn ball player you’ve ever seen Chicago! Eckstien didn’t play in Chicago did he?
I hear Chicago has a better craigslist anyway.
~Freel Like Makin Love
July 2nd, 2009
The Cubs haven’t won a world series since 1908! Man, they have no idea how to run a club there. I’m lucky I got out. Kansas City here I come!
Get ready for the grittiest damn ball player you’ve ever seen Kansas City!
Also, Farney has moved from farting in my cereal to drawing on my face at night with a permanent marker. And people wonder why I drink so much!
~More than a Freeling
August 28th, 2009
George Brett is a psycho. Farney and him couldn’t get along so I’m out. They’re saying they DFA’d me but I tell you what…I walked out. I was legitimately concerned for my life there.
You can only get threatened by George so many times before you just have to make a change.
I hear Texas is nice though so I’m glad I got picked up by a legitimate contender.
Texas get ready for the grittiest damn ball player you’ve ever seen. Playoffs here we come!
~You Don’t Know How It Freels
August 31st, 2009
What the hell! Two fucking days! I didn’t even make it to Texas? Oklahoma was just supposed to be a rest stop and I already got released.
Farney is not making it any easier by calling me a loser every five seconds or so.
All this moving would sure be a lot easier if I hadn’t had the Orioles equipment bag burned.
~You Make Me Freel Like a Whore
Come out and join us against the dreaded MFY.