As Tom mentioned in his update from Sarasota, we love to heckle Denard Span. We’re not really sure why.
Thanks for the easy material.
A woman wearing a Denard Span jersey is plunked by a line drive off the bat of Denard Span. What kind of person wears a Denard Span jersey to a spring training game? Yep, it was his mom.
Also from Deadspin, Will Leitch is putting together his outlook for the season on all MLB teams…even the Pirates, Royals, and Orioles! Neato!
As Cameron points out, the Orioles can do everything right and still miss out.
It’s pretty bleak. But like Tom said, “Unfortunately, the current plan is the only one that has any chance.”
Finally, the hooligans will be heading over to Jimmy’s Famous for the Camden Chat/WNST opening night party. Should be a good time.