I’m sad that the Orioles are playing worse than the Indians and Royals.
I’m sad that, despite his awesomeness and the love we have for him, Ty Wigginton is going to be our All-Star.
I’m sad that guys like Jones, Reimold, and Tillman didn’t take steps forward.
I’m sad that Wieters hasn’t brought about the home-runpocolypse that was foretold by our ancestors.
I’m happy that the Red Sox spent 1.4 trillion dollars and are a game under .500 and that Beltre took less money to play with a contender.
I’m happy that OPACY is virtually empty. Everyone watching at home will definitely hear us heckle.
I’m happy that things can’t get much worse, and soon we’re going to start making changes…hopefully.
I’m happy that Garrett Fatkins’ days are numbered.
So, reader, what are you sad/happy about?