I didn’t get to see last night’s game due to a prior engagement but after watching the highlights I have decided that Jake Arrieta is clearly an asshole. After Carl Crawford beat out what would have been a double play for probably anyone else in baseball, Arrieta was furious and decided to take it out on Crawford’s genitals.
Watch it here.
I know it makes me a douche to laugh at people getting hurt but seriously… that’s funny.
For good measure Jake should have walked over and kicked him square in the nuts after just to make sure the job was done