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wie·tersed (wē-tərsed)
v.
1. to hit a weak ground ball to second base
Origin: Turdland
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chit·on (shĭt-awn)
v.
1. to shit on; to drop trou and squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer: Reimold chiton that ball
Origin: Birdland
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ho·mo-heck·le [ho-moh-hek-uhl]
v.
1. to harass with homosexual questions, nonsensical gibberish, or the like; badger: Span, we missed kiss cam!
Origin: San Francisco
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wig·gin-ton (wig-in-tuhn)
n.
1. a unit of weight, equivalent to an elephant. the camera adds one wiggin-ton
Origin: Bologna
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wet noo·dle (wət nood-l)
n.
1. an arm that lacks strength, much like Johnny Damon: the pitcher has a wet noodle
2. a necessity for a delicious Italian meal. see al dente
Origin: Germany
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re·verse heck·le (ri-vurs hek-uh-l)
v.
1. to wish failure upon someone to illicit the inverse reaction. only works on bad players. see reverse psychology
Mora is going to hit into a double play because he sucks! (subsequent action is a bases clearing double.)
Origin: Freud
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Turd Land (tûrd lānd)
n.
1. dwelling place of Baltimore Orioles.
2. really shitty place to be.
This is Turd Land!
Origin: MASN marketing office
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who·ri·ole (hohr-ee-ohl)
n.
1. a woman who attends Orioles games solely to view players who are pleasing to the eye; has no knowledge of others on the team or baseball, in general.
Origin: Whore Island
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car·pet bag·ger (kahr-pit-bag-er)
n.
1. any opportunistic or exploitative outsider
2. a person who is a fan of a team that is not closest in proximity to their home
So what if I live in Virginia and I like the Sox. I’ve always liked them…especially during the ’04 ALCS.
Origin: New England/New York
OMG, that is funny!
Hecklers, where have you been? OPACY needs you.
Love the Wiggy one,btw.
Don’t call it a comeback, we’ve been here for years! Come join us chances are we’ll be in centerfield or the right field line most home games.
Was that you guys in the right field line seats tearing Elijah Dukes apart during the home series vs. Natinals?
You better believe it, sir. Dukes is such an easy target. We heckle Dukes like he has illegitimate children.
I’m originally from NJ and love the O’s since I refused to be a douchebag yankee fan as a kid, am I accepted or still a carpet bagger? I live in NYC now and still refuse to convert while accepting all hell in the stands wearing my Ripken jersey.
Are you accepted?
If it’s a Cal Ripken jersey, yes.
If it’s a Billy Ripken jersey, hell yes.